I Am Not An Animal
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Bruce from gmail writes…
"Dear Corliss,
I noticed a pool floaty that is very Canadian and I believe would be a great addition to your collection. Not sure where you would locate this luxurious Loon, but I'm sure through your many adventures, you may locate one.
Good luck amigo,
Bruce”
Answer by Corliss Buenavida - Aug 13, 2025
I sent Bruce a personal reply but thought his find of a Loon float well worth mentioning to you, the beerfloat public.
As I told Bruce, the luxurious Loon Float is likely produced by Float-Eh, a Canadian company based out of Barrie, Ontario who have a whole line of products relative to the great Canadian outdoors experience. They are a little more expensive than some other on-line products but worth the extra value for their uniqueness and higher quality material which is also more eco friendly than most vinyl.
The beerfloat.calm website has a link to the Float-Eh website on the amigolinks page.
The loon and other big animal floats would be great for a cottage where you can tether it to the end of a dock and multiple people can hop on board for Instagram moments.
For my personal floats, it is unlikely I will use an animal float as most are too large for a home swimming pool or to carry around as a traveller. However, if you are looking for a smaller solo craft with a back rest, I recommend Float-Eh’s Plaid & Snake print River Tubes.
As you can well imagine there are plenty of floatation animals out there and I strongly suggest (okay beg) you readers all around the world who have one - to send your best animal float party pics into beerfloat.calm’s floaters fotos page.
Semi-sober salutations, Corliss
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